Friday, September 7, 2012

Emmm..siapa salah yer..lawak2

Hehehe... Cuba fikir... Siapa yang salah? Muthu atau orang yang bertanya sebab semua jawapan Muthu tu betul. Kan? Cuma bukan macam yang diharapkan oleh orang yang bertanya


Muthu & THE INTERVIEWER* Interviewer: 'What is your birth date?' Muthu : '13th October.' Interviewer : 'Which year?' Muthu : 'Every year.

' ***** *MUTHU & HIS MANAGER* The Manager asked Muthu at an interview... . 'Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?' Muthu replied: 'P-O-S-T-B-O- X.'

***** *MUTHU & LONDON TRIP* After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?' Wife: 'No! Why?' Muthu : 'In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'. . that's why.' Wife : ?????????

***** *MUTHU & TOURIST* A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village... Muthu said , 'No sir, only babies were born here.'

***** *MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT* Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to 'WALK! WALK!' The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked. Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'

***** *MUTHU & DRIVER* When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive.'

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